Mom, calling upstairs – “Hayley!?”
Me – “What?!”
Mom – “Do you want a glass of wine?!”
Me – “No, ta!”
Sound of the front door opening and then closing.
Me – “…Did she just leave the house because I said I didn’t want wine?”
Mom, calling upstairs – “Hayley!?”
Me – “What?!”
Mom – “Do you want a glass of wine?!”
Me – “No, ta!”
Sound of the front door opening and then closing.
Me – “…Did she just leave the house because I said I didn’t want wine?”
On the Jungle Book remake:
We’re not watching that again, I know all the lines. I’m the stand-in in case anything goes wrong.
On the film Titanic:
I’ve seen that bloody film so often I know the time on the Captain’s watch.
On a TV series on Netflix:
Emma: We watched this before but I don’t remember what happens in it…
Nan: I do.
On me leaving the house:
Me: Right, I’m going now. I’ll pop down again soon.
Nan: Is that a promise or a threat?
Me, checking Friday night plans – “Is it just me tomorrow until you get back from work? Please tell me it is.”
Mom – “No, Matt and Charlotte will be in but they’re going out.”
Me – “…”
Mom – “So they’ll be here but not here.”
Me – “…”
Mom – “You know what I mean!”
Me – “I do. I just think there are better ways to go about it.”
Mom, calling downstairs – “Hayley?”
Me – “Yeah?”
Mom – “Where are you?”
Me – “Well… I’m in the house…”