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No Wine, No Stay

Mom, calling upstairs – “Hayley!?”

Me – “What?!”

Mom – “Do you want a glass of wine?!”

Me – “No, ta!”

Sound of the front door opening and then closing.

Me – “…Did she just leave the house because I said I didn’t want wine?”

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Priorities

Me  – ‘What are you going to do with your week off?’

Kieran – ‘I think I’m going to spend it with my Mom and Dad, seeing as it’s probably the last Christmas I’ll be there before we find a house.’

Me – ‘I think I’m going to devote one entire day to rolling around on the floor drunk. Maybe the Wednesday.’

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