Me, checking Friday night plans – “Is it just me tomorrow until you get back from work? Please tell me it is.”
Mom – “No, Matt and Charlotte will be in but they’re going out.”
Me – “…”
Mom – “So they’ll be here but not here.”
Me – “…”
Mom – “You know what I mean!”
Me – “I do. I just think there are better ways to go about it.”
They don’t half come up with some shit. I did hear him saying at one point:
‘We work 9-5 in an office 5 days a week when we should be utilising our current technology; for a modern company we are very old fashioned with how we work.’
Which he countered with OH LOOK HOW CRAZY AND INNOVATIVE WE ARE BY MAKING EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE MOVE SEATS DEPENDING ON CLIENT RATHER THAN TEAM!!
Fuck. Off. With your turn of the century, two hour long PowerPoint presentation and shove it up your arse.
After the world’s most boring, uninformative company meeting known to man.