Monthly Archives: February 2017

It wasn’t fair to canonise someone, he thought, alive or dead. To make them the keeper of your conscience or the apple of your eye or the guarantee that you’d actually lived. And it wasn’t fair to hate them if they let you down.” – Fellside – M. R. Carey

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Third Time And All That

All I needed to do was walk into the dining room and walk back out again with my cardigan. Here are my attempts.

Attempt 1

Me, walking back into the living room with a bottle of wine – “Do you think it’s too early to open this?”

Attempt 2

Me, walking back into the living room with a chocolate bar – “Oops, the chocolate and caramel distracted me.”

Attempt 3

Me, walking back into the living room with linen fabric – “I really should have bought another metre of this one, I love it.”

Attempt 4

Me, walking back into the living room with my cardigan – “Turns out this was on the table because it still hasn’t been washed….. Do you know where my grey one is instead?”