Please note: when Mom says ‘Gary Oldman’ she pronounces this as ‘Gary Old Man’
Me and Kieran entered the living room halfway through a film she was watching
Kieran – “Oh, it’s got Kevin Costner in it.”
Mom – “It’s also got whatshername in it… Him! Tommy Lee Jones!”
Me – “Whatshername… Tommy Lee Jones….”
Mom – “And it’s got that man who played the Oldman vampire.”
Kieran – “Gary Oldman?”
Mom – “Yeah!”
Me – “Mom… do you think Gary Oldman is an actual vampire? And the film ‘Dracula’ was just a bizarre documentary of his life?”
Mom – And it’s got Ryan…”
Me and Kieran – “Gosling?”
Mom – “No, the one that was married to Scarlett Johnson.”
Me – “Oh dear Christ…”
Kieran – “Oh look, there’s Gary Oldman the vampire!”
Me – “Bit brave, meeting everyone on the beach…”
My mum is exactly the same!
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