Yesterday, Claire shared a photo of what an old classmate of ours looks like now:
Just for background’s sake… Before this I had asked Claire if there were dinosaurs in the bible (I am very anti-religion and so keep any teachings/brainwashing at about the arm’s length away of Mr. Fantastic but Claire, although not religious, keeps getting blessed by religious figures and so, for my purposes, was more than qualified to ask this question).
Her answer was that our old classmate and his fiance did not make the cut for the Bible.
Claire is my best friend. She is me but slightly shorter and comes with a working filter.
She’s gonna drop by from time to time with pearls of wisdom for us all to enjoy.
Took place whilst I was playing an extraction mission (saving hostages) on Xcom 2:
Me – “Dear Jesus, Starbucks are expensive! I would have gone to Costa but it’s too far.”
Dad – “Yeah, they are expensive and fucking hipsters to top it off!”
Me – “I think I sprained a finger just from handing over the last of my change….”