Note: My brother’s birthday is Thursday. He wants a Sunday dinner for his tea.
His Nan is very old and gets confused easily.
Matt – “I’ve invited Nan for Sunday dinner.”
Mom – “Sunday dinner, Matt?”
Me – “…. Did you tell your Nan Sunday dinner?”
Matt – “Yeah, that’s what it is. … On a Thursday… No I’m sure she understood I said it was for my birthday. … But she did think my birthday was on Wednesday… Oh God, I need to go and phone her back.”
Lines With Nowhere To Go 