Group Skype Conversation
CW4: “I like the fact even they know they’re cackling.”
CW5, working from home: “Who is cackling?”
CW1: “Bank behind us. Ugh.”
CW3: “I mean…. Siv did say a funny and made them laugh.”
Me: “They’re the reason the computer sometimes tells me if I turn my music up any louder I might do irreversible damage.”
Skype Conversation 1 – man turns up at the office on the bank of desks behind ours, starts talking very loudly about the weather
Me – “His voice is grating on me.”
CW1: “Yeah, he’s way too happy.”
Me – “Oh, maybe that’s the part I’m responding to. It’s his happiness that is grating on me.”
Skype Conversation 2 – our entire team
CW4 – “That’s a COO that’s behind us, by the way. No swearing and don’t call him a wanker.”
Me – “Too late.”
Kieran asked if I could help him pick out some new clothes.
In return for his log in details I offered to check out ASOS and save a bunch of clothes to his saved list ready for the all-consuming, oncoming path of Black Friday. He could then do what he liked with the list.
This is why I don’t offer to do nice things: