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Damages

Group Skype Conversation

CW4: “I like the fact even they know they’re cackling.”

CW5, working from home: “Who is cackling?”

CW1: “Bank behind us. Ugh.”

CW3: “I mean…. Siv did say a funny and made them laugh.”

Me: “They’re the reason the computer sometimes tells me if I turn my music up any louder I might do irreversible damage.”

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Small Talk

Skype Conversation 1 – man turns up at the office on the bank of desks behind ours, starts talking very loudly about the weather

Me – “His voice is grating on me.”

CW1: “Yeah, he’s way too happy.”

Me – “Oh, maybe that’s the part I’m responding to. It’s his happiness that is grating on me.”

 

Skype Conversation 2 – our entire team

CW4 – “That’s a COO that’s behind us, by the way. No swearing and don’t call him a wanker.”

Me – “Too late.”