They don’t half come up with some shit. I did hear him saying at one point:
‘We work 9-5 in an office 5 days a week when we should be utilising our current technology; for a modern company we are very old fashioned with how we work.’
Which he countered with OH LOOK HOW CRAZY AND INNOVATIVE WE ARE BY MAKING EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE MOVE SEATS DEPENDING ON CLIENT RATHER THAN TEAM!!
Fuck. Off. With your turn of the century, two hour long PowerPoint presentation and shove it up your arse.
After the world’s most boring, uninformative company meeting known to man.
The team played this quick game from Sporcle where you basically just beat the shit out of your keyboard and try to beat the time. Obviously the surrounding teams in the office loved us when 8 people started hammering on the space bar – aka. noisiest bar on earth – and shouting at each other across the desk.
5 minutes later…
Me – “CW5, are you doing it again?”
CW5 – “I’m just trying different techniques.”
Me – “Oh my God, you’re not….”
CW1 – “It’s just not that deep…”
Me – “How many techniques are there… to hit a key… on the keyboard…?”
CW5 – “You’d be surprised, Hayley.”
Me – “Oh, I don’t think I would.”
CW7 – “There’s two ways. With your hand and with your head.”
Me – “You mean when I smash the keyboard over CW5’s head?”
CW7 – “Yeah, that.”
CW6 – ‘I told you dudes could buy the rose gold iPhone! I’m going to get one. It’s called ‘Bro’s Gold’. There’s an article on it, it can’t be that bad.’
Me – ‘There are articles on terrorism too; it doesn’t make it right.’