They don’t half come up with some shit. I did hear him saying at one point:
‘We work 9-5 in an office 5 days a week when we should be utilising our current technology; for a modern company we are very old fashioned with how we work.’
Which he countered with OH LOOK HOW CRAZY AND INNOVATIVE WE ARE BY MAKING EVERYONE IN THE OFFICE MOVE SEATS DEPENDING ON CLIENT RATHER THAN TEAM!!
Fuck. Off. With your turn of the century, two hour long PowerPoint presentation and shove it up your arse.
After the world’s most boring, uninformative company meeting known to man.
CW6 – “Does anyone else think the water tastes of metal?”
Me – “Yeah.”
CW6 – “What, have you still been drinking it?”
Me – “Yeah, I’ve drank water that tasted like metal before. I haven’t died yet. It’s probably fine.”
CW6 – “What!?”
Me – “You’ve clearly never been to Bilston…”
CW0 – “If you’re not happy with it maybe you should email the Office Manager?”
Me – “Sure. You can send ‘We don’t get paid enough to drink rust.'”
CW0 – “Sounds good to me.”
CW5 – “I can’t believe I got told off because I was smoking outside during the fire drill. Other people were doing it.”
CW6. “I can see their point, if it was a real fire, but I guess as long as you didn’t light your cigarette off the building.”
Me – “Just casually light that up on the burning staircase as we go.”
CW5 – “It’s not really like… a bag of fire though, is it? I’m not holding a burning wood log.”
CW6 – “… We’re not saying your started it, we’re saying you could light your cigarette off it…”
CW5 – “… Oh….”
CW6 – “Another time being a smart arse failed for you…”
Me – “To be honest I, personally, want to hear more about this ‘bag of fire’.”