Kieran – “Look, Bear Grylls has a diet book out.”
Me – “Is it a diet book because it involves me climbing a tree, beating my dinner to death with a stick and then only eating half of it? Raw?”
Kieran – “Very much not.”
Me, looking at the cover – “Oh no, he has a blender!”
Just a note, binging on any Bear Grylls series is a favourite Sunday pastime of mine.
Kieran, however, is not so excited about seeing a grown man drink his own piss out of a sock.