Kieran – “Shall we go for a drink down the local pub?”
Me – “Yeah, sure! Or we can drink in the house and not get stabbed.”
This is not an overreaction on my part. The pub around the corner from my house (The Talisman) is cordoned off by police tape more often than it isn’t. May I also point out this pub is literally over the road from a children’s centre/primary school.
Early last year a drug raid was done on the place and, subsequently, a few weeks followed with dirty banners hung up outside the building with ‘Save our Tally’ scribbled on them.
Eventually the pub reopened, because apparently evening out the rocky patch of land they called the car park and having some parking spaces painted on the floor meant they were now upstanding citizens and definitely weren’t ever going to sell drugs on the premises again.
Or stab anyone. Or shoot anyone.
It’s amazing what a clearly outlined parking space can do for your mental well-being.