Beginning of a film – a woman a married man was having an affair with has turned up at his house to confront him and his wife. This woman is pregnant.
Mistress – “The baby kicked. I need you to be a part of this, Bob.”
Wife – “Get the hell out of my house!!”
Mistress – “….. This is what you want, Bob?”
Me – “Bob is wearing eyeliner and a mustard cardigan indoors. He doesn’t know what he wants.”